Funny

 An Israeli doctor says: "in Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
“The German doctor says: "that’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.
“The Russian doctor says: “gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
“The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!
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Damn girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing.

Please don't hesitate to call me; if you ever need to get rid of a trojan.

Hey girl, my servers never go down, but I do.

You say you have a trojab? Hmm.. gonna need to take a look at that back door.

Hey girl, I hope you're an iso file, because I'd like to mount you.

Ladies, when I am done, your interface will be GUI.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them.

Girl, I'm elevating your permissions. You may now access my D:

Is your name Google? Because you have eveything I'm searching for!

That ass must be critical data, cause I want to back it up.

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