Blondes everywhere are now telling AOC jokes.
"We have to invent technology that's never been invented yet."
"I finished three books in a week! That's a lot of coloring!!"
"Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs."
How do they get the 'keep off the grass signs' on the grass?"
AOC thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
"I read that most accidents occur near your home, so I moved."
"What happens when AOC eats ice cream too fast?
Nothing, absolutely nothing."