Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Nigger jokes - stupid but funny

 

How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood?
Hide all the good cardboard boxes.

Why do police dogs lick their asses so much?
To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths

Why do niggers have flat noses?
When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out.

What's black and white and red all over?
A nigger and seagull fighting over a french fry on the Jersey shore!

What's black and white and goes rolling along the boardwalk?
A nigger and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing!

Why do niggers wear high-heeled shoes?
So their knuckles don't scrape the ground!

Did you hear about the little black kid who got diarrhea?
He thought he was melting

 

What do niggers and sperm have in common?
Only one in two million work!

What do you call three blacks at a skinhead barbeque?
Charcoal.
Kentucky Fried Nigger

How do you make a nigger nervous?
Take him to an auction.

What do you call two nigger motorcycle cops?
Chocolate CHiPs.

A cowboy, an indian, and a black man are sitting at a bar. the indian turns to the black man and says, "We once were many but now we're few". the black man replies, "We once were few but now we're many". the cowbay over hears all this and says to the black man, " Thats because we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet".

Why do blacks stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

Did you hear of the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check .

What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers are actually colored polocks.

Whats Big, Long, Black and smelly?
The Welfare Line in Harlem.

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.

Whats the difference between a black and a snow tire?
A snow tire won't sing when you put chains on it.

 

There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building,
totally destroying it. Which family lived?

The White family because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

 

What the most confusing day in the nigger neighborhood?
Fathers Day

What is the American dream?
All the niggers go back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!

A ship sinks and the only survivors are a Russian, a Jamaican, a skinhead and a nigger. At sea for days, they finally come within sight of land. The Russian opens a hidden bottle of Stoli vodka, takes one swig and throws the remainder of the bottle into the water much to the other passangers dismay. The Russian explains that where he comes from, there is plenty of Stoli, it is worth nothing and means nothing. The Jamaican then procceds to light a huge blunt, takes one hit, and then throw the remainder to sea explaining, 'Mon, in my country we have plenty of marijuanna, it is worth nothing, means nothing.' So then the White man from New Jersey throws the nigger into the water!

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
Unemployment.

How can you spot a Black masochist?
He's the one working for a living.

Hear about the black version of "Shogun"?
It's called "Shonuff".

Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam?
When the sergent said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?
My bike.

How is transportation being improved in Harlem?
They're planting the trees closer together.

Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them over.

How was break dancing invented?
By black kids stealing hubcaps from moving cars.

Why does California have so many fags and New York have so many niggers?
California had first choice.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by three blacks?
A victim.
Twenty blacks?
Coach
Thirty?
Quarterback
200 blacks?
Warden

What is the difference between a "RAP" group's manager and a proctologist?
A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.

What's green and pink and purple and orange?
A nigger dressed for church.

What is the New York State motto?
Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park."

What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving.?
Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What is eight miles long and has an I.Q. of 68?
The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.

How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman?
Throw them a basketball.

What's the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school?
How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

What does cotton have in common with noses?
Niggers are good at picking both.

What do you call a conversation betwen Jesse Jackson and James Brown?
Gibberish

Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

What is printed on all African products?
"Untouched by human hands."

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
Skid marks in front of the dog.